Thursday, February 15, 2007

Paybacks' a Mother...so don't mess with the daughter...

Well, I'm sure that you've all read my mother's stereotypical, degrading blog this Thursday morning. I would like to get a few things strait. That was all lies excepting #'s 3&4. I'll tell you what I think about those accusations towards your average teen. Here's my question; when have I ever been average?

In response to:
1.)I do NOT wear an over excessive amount of make-up, I DO wear clothing that covers me, I do NOT ask to borrow money without paying you back, and I do NOT sleep in a burrow of dirty clothing.
2.)I act normal; you're just paranoid
3.)True
4.)What does "shutdown" mean? It's not in my dictionary...
5.)I do NOT take a shower more than 25 minutes long and do NOT use all of the hot water. You are the one who bought me the soaps in the first place, it wasn't my idea. I like them, of course, but you can't complain. That was your own doing. I DON'T use the same shampoo as you because you have to have your own kind, I just pick out whatever. I don't need to deal with hair loss/ and or gray hairs...
6.) You CAN be seen with me in public IF you look nice and up to my standards for your age. I am terrified of your cooking, therefor, it's drive-through. Get used to it! ;p
7.) When have I ever dressed like a"lap dancer"? I don't even show skin except for an occasional low cut blouse with a tank-top underneath. I pick out my own clothes, you'd be the one trying to coax me into something, "cute". Remember the whole age difference? Yeah, that effects style.
8.) That'd be "Ultra-High"...
9.)Just remember, I had to get it somewhere. And the fingers' being pointed at you. I can't imagine what you where like. Poor Nana...

And so, who still thinks that teenage daughters are that horrid? Just remember, you used to be like that, if not worse...

Be safe and have a good day,
and remember, be nice to teenagers, you've told us your embarrassing stories...

~Miss Dub the "defective" teenager

6 comments:

MrsDub said...

Whatever!

Heather in Beautiful British Columbia said...

GREAT rebuttal!!!!

I love number 6 "You can be seen with me in public IF you look nice and up to my standards for your age" - tooooooo funny! My daughter is 25 and it's getting very difficult for poor Mom to keep up the standards...

All 3 of you have made my day with your little family war - thanks a million :)

Have a good day!

MOM AT HOME said...

And NANA said; pay backs are hell. Mrs Dub is learning and if we can archieve these comments for the future, Miss Dub will also understand but maybe not accept that what goes around comes around. We can only hope she has a daughter also. I can honestly say there is nor will be anything more rewarding in my lifetime than these two ladies. LOVE Nana

SGT DUB said...

Remember the tone young lady, you are not too old to be put over my knee when I get home. Other than that a fine post.

SGT DUB said...

10 days without an update, I guess rebuttals take their toll on pumpkin.

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